Ameowrican Express Centurion Catnip Toy
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For purrchases big and small (but not valid for vet visits)
Swipe responsibly… or not at all.
The Ameowrican Express Centurion catnip toy is for elite felines with a taste for luxury and chaos. Stuffed with organic, extra-potent catnip, this plush card packs a punch stronger than a triple espresso from your pawrents' favorite café.
Printed front and back with hilarious card details like “Member Since: 9 Lives” and “Issued by: Bank of Choopette,” it’s a toy that looks as good on the floor as it does in your next Instagram post.
✨ Limited Edition Ameowrican Express Card ✨
Spend $50 or more and receive an exclusive collectible card (hard paper), issued by the Bank of Choopette. It’s sleek, it’s sassy, and it’s not valid for vet visits. Just pure vibes and fashion finance.
💳 To personalize the card, please leave your pet’s name in the checkout notes! If no name is provided, we’ll use the order name.










